people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.