ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

niknumber3:

people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant

but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant

says a lot

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

little-miss-tiny:

grrrlfever:

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

that’s good to know 

pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters